Rejected Onion

I used to send headlines to The Onion. They rejected me every time. Now I post them here.

My name is Mike King. I’m a writer living in Denver, Colorado. I used to send headlines to The Onion. They rejected me every time. Now I post them here.

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I used to send headlines to The Onion. They rejected me every time. Now I post them here.

This site is not affiliated with The Onion or its writers.

In other words, please don’t sue me.