May 2012
5 posts
New North Carolina Amendment Would Also Ban...
1994 Mazda Protegé Thought It Would Have Been...
Nebraska's Sewer Workers Report That Nebraskans...
Guy Who Named The Orange Disappointed To Learn Of...
April 2012
13 posts
Fundamentalist Christian Leaves Body To...
Congressman Working On Legislation That Would...
Depressed Newt Gingrich Slowly Eats Entire Hot Dog...
Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Relationship Tears A...
Nation Ready For A Good Mass Cult Suicide Again
Jones Family Everyone Trying To Keep Up With In...
Santorum Pulls Out Of Race, Wife's Vagina
Facebook Buys Instagram To Create World's Largest...
Banana Peel Wishes Someone Would Just Slip On It...
Cubs Fans Declare, 'This Is The Year'
Romney Endorses Romney
March 2012
13 posts
Dick Cheney Experiences Life With A Human Heart...
75% Of Americans Discover The Florida Marlins Are...
MySpace And Google+ Try To Crash Twitter's...
Peyton Manning Signs With Broncos Based On His...
High School Latin Teacher Ecstatic About 3/15
'Visors Are In This Year' Exclaims Man Wearing...
Republicans Criticize Obama’s NCAA Bracket For...
New iPad Features Ability To Send, Receive Emails
Successfully Catching Almond In Mouth The Athletic...
Tear-Away Pants Never Once Torn Away
February 2012
10 posts
Leap Year Confusing The Shit Out Of Area Fourth...
Subaru Announces Plans To Replace Gas Pedals With...
Valentine's Day Canceled Due To Lack Of Interest
Greece's Economic Crisis Forces Greeks To Have...
Not Enough Dicks On Pinterest Dance Floor
Mitt Romney Changes Name To R-Money To Increase...
O, The Oprah Magazine Shakes Things Up By...
Limbo Champion's Future In Limbo
January 2012
11 posts
Arby’s 'Good Mood Food' Leaves Area Man More...
Family That Prays Together Hates Each Other
Kodak Files For Bankruptcy, Paul Simon's...
Lindsay Lohan Blacks Out In Honor Of SOPA Protest
Google, Facebook And Wikipedia Join Forces To...
Revenge Served Lukewarm
Wizard Late To Staff Meeting
Jay-Z And Beyonce Name Daughter After Night Club