October 2010
21 posts
Neighborhood Dickhead Gives Trick Or Treaters...
Oct 29th
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Every Single Candidate A Terrible Human Being...
Oct 28th
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NPR's Michele Norris Does Most Reporting In Her...
Oct 27th
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Porn Industry Under Congressional Scrutiny For...
Oct 26th
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Dress Barn Inadvertently Opens Next To Blouse...
Oct 25th
Apple To Release Mac OS X Hairless, Albino,...
Oct 22nd
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Sports: Ray Lewis Leads Baltimore Ravens In Edgar...
Oct 20th
Contra Code Flashes Before Dying 29-Year-Old's...
Oct 19th
McRib Makes People Shit Just By Thinking About It
Oct 18th
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Hypochondriac Pretty Sure It’s Cancer
Oct 15th
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Entire Bar Sings Journey Song
Oct 14th
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Study Finds That Tourists Are Fucking Annoying
Oct 13th
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Growing Concerns That New Jersey Might Become Cool...
Oct 13th
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Miami Dolphins To Replace Team With Actual...
Oct 13th
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SNL Character Gets Laugh, Movie Production
Oct 12th
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Dormitory Evacuated Because Of Smell
Oct 11th
Rejected Onion Guest Week: Matt Grote
Recently, our board approved the idea of “guest weeks” where better writers, comedians and laypersons submit their own Rejected Onion headlines. So, we asked our favorite sketch writer, Matt Grote/Loserbeam, to get things going with a week’s worth of headlines for our reading pleasure. Reluctantly, he agreed. 
Oct 11th
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Girl’s Facebook Status Updates Confusing The Fuck...
Oct 7th
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United Artists Releases Annie Hall In 3D For Some...
Oct 5th
Greenpeace Girl Can Totally Tell When You’re...
Oct 4th
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Cleavage Gif Quickly Rises To The Top Of Digg...
Oct 1st
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