October 2010
21 posts
Neighborhood Dickhead Gives Trick Or Treaters...
Every Single Candidate A Terrible Human Being...
NPR's Michele Norris Does Most Reporting In Her...
Porn Industry Under Congressional Scrutiny For...
Dress Barn Inadvertently Opens Next To Blouse...
Apple To Release Mac OS X Hairless, Albino,...
Sports: Ray Lewis Leads Baltimore Ravens In Edgar...
Contra Code Flashes Before Dying 29-Year-Old's...
McRib Makes People Shit Just By Thinking About It
Hypochondriac Pretty Sure It’s Cancer
Entire Bar Sings Journey Song
Study Finds That Tourists Are Fucking Annoying
Growing Concerns That New Jersey Might Become Cool...
Miami Dolphins To Replace Team With Actual...
SNL Character Gets Laugh, Movie Production
Dormitory Evacuated Because Of Smell
Rejected Onion Guest Week: Matt Grote
Recently, our board approved the idea of “guest weeks” where better writers, comedians and laypersons submit their own Rejected Onion headlines. So, we asked our favorite sketch writer, Matt Grote/Loserbeam, to get things going with a week’s worth of headlines for our reading pleasure. Reluctantly, he agreed.
Girl’s Facebook Status Updates Confusing The Fuck...
United Artists Releases Annie Hall In 3D For Some...
Greenpeace Girl Can Totally Tell When You’re...
Cleavage Gif Quickly Rises To The Top Of Digg...