December 2010
22 posts
Inebriated Man Publically Humiliated After Yelling...
Dec 31st
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Man On Deathbed Confesses To Leaving On Cell Phone...
Dec 30th
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Spider-Man The Musical Producer Admits That 60...
Dec 29th
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Blood Clot Attributed To Magic School Bus
Dec 28th
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Americans Travel Thousands Of Miles Just To Pick A...
Dec 27th
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Rejected Onion Guest Week: Lauren Omanoff
Lauren is a fellow copywriter who graduated from my Alma mater, the University of Colorado. I was a TA in one of her advertising classes. We assigned five headlines for The Onion. She killed it then and she killed it now. Thanks for contributing, Lauren. 
Dec 27th
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Every Day An Ugly Holiday Sweater Party At Local...
Dec 24th
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Area Hot Tub A Time Machine For 1980s STDs
Dec 23rd
Vacationing Man Shoots Boring Ass 12-Minute Video...
Dec 22nd
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New Study Finds Electric Cars Unpopular Amongst...
Dec 20th
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Hype Man Not All That Hyped
Dec 17th
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Beets By Dr. Dre Organic Farm Goes Largely...
Dec 16th
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Area Loser Awful At High-Fiving
Dec 15th
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Unmarried Quirky Woman Thinks She's Just Like Liz...
Dec 14th
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Woman Colorblind When It Comes To Race But Not...
Dec 13th
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Study Finds Coats Still Not In Fashion For Teens...
Dec 10th
Frumpy Man Wearing Glasses And Brown Suit Denied...
Dec 9th
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Funniest Moments Of Season-Long Sitcom Shown...
Dec 8th
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Area Douchebag Can't Wait For Puka Shells To Come...
Dec 7th
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Horse Whisperer Actually Just Quiet Talker
Dec 3rd
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Unemployed 20-Something Refers To Self As 'Social...
Dec 2nd
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Oprah Gives Audience Members 64oz Jars Of...
Dec 1st
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