January 2011
18 posts
Millions Of Egyptians Try To Remember MySpace...
Jan 31st
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Hummer Announces New ‘Ed Hardy’ Edition H3
Jan 28th
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Racially Ambiguous Actor Cast For L.L. Bean...
Jan 27th
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Area 3rd Grader Rips Judy Blume A New Asshole In...
Jan 27th
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Small-Dicked Environmentalist Purchases Tesla...
Jan 27th
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Michael Vick Named Referee For Puppy Bowl VII
Jan 24th
4 notes
TLC Debuts Show About Hoarders Who Hoard Episodes...
Jan 21st
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Steve Jobs Takes Leave Of Absence To Go Turtleneck...
Jan 19th
Babelfish Search Reveals Starbucks' New Trenta...
Jan 18th
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Despite Zodiac Sign Change, Area Male Still A...
Jan 14th
3 notes
Denver Nuggets To Trade Carmelo Anthony To New...
Jan 12th
1 note
Starbucks Customer Has Been Working On Screenplay...
Jan 11th
3 notes
Google Attempts To Purchase Groupon For Half-Off...
Jan 10th
2 notes
Date Rapist Refers To Roofies As 'Love Potions'
Jan 7th
4 notes
Food Baby Delivery Followed By Postpartum...
Jan 4th
Death Metal Pandora Station Inevitably Leads To...
Jan 3rd
3 notes
‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Sermon Completely Abandoned In...
Jan 2nd
3 notes
Area Man Resolves To Start Diet This Week, And...
Jan 1st
3 notes