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Wizard Late To Staff Meeting
Rejected on January 12, 2012 / 3 notes /
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Jay-Z And Beyonce Name Daughter After Night Club
Rejected on January 10, 2012 / 3 notes /
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Method Actor Torn About Pedophilia Role
Rejected on January 5, 2012 / 11 notes /
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Russell Brand Divorces Katy Perry Over What Happened Last Friday Night
Rejected on January 3, 2012 / 9 notes /
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Single Guy At Trucker Party Feels Like 19th Wheel
Rejected on December 30, 2011 / 1 note /
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Woman Struggles To Open Product On Infomercial
Rejected on December 27, 2011 /
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Kim Jong-il Buried In Tracksuit
Rejected on December 19, 2011 / 60 notes /
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Man Utilizing Every Pocket Of Cargo Pants
Cargo pants just make good sense, especially if you are trying to hold a whole bunch of squirrels…. Gah! use your head on this one.
#rejectedFriday via @rejectedOnion
Rejected on December 9, 2011 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 21 notes /
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Rick Perry’s New Homophobic Ads A Huge Hit Amongst Homophobes
Rejected on December 8, 2011 / 2 notes /
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Obsessive Compulsive Santa Checks List Four Times
Rejected on December 5, 2011 / 3 notes /
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Rapper’s New Album ‘Drops’ Right Into Bargain Bin
Rejected on December 1, 2011 /
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Area Man Wearing Fanny Pack Like It’s No Big Deal
Rejected on November 28, 2011 / 1 note /
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Movember Ruins Thanksgiving Pictures Across Country
Thanksgiving is coming, Movember is in full effect. The clash will be felt across the country.
its #rejectedWedsday …. cause of the holiday…. deal with it.
Via our friend for whom we are thankful, @rejectedOnion
Rejected on November 24, 2011 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 18 notes /
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Magazine Says Flat Butts Are The Thing
Rejected on November 23, 2011 / 34 notes /
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Tim Tebow’s Girlfriend Confuses Tebowing For Marriage Proposal
Rejected Friday Yall. via @rejectedonion …. tebow…. it looks like SOMEONE is jealous.
Rejected on November 18, 2011 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 17 notes /
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