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Banana Peel Wishes Someone Would Just Slip On It For Once

Rejected on April 5, 2012 /

Banana Peel Wishes Someone Would Just Slip On It For Once
Cubs Fans Declare, ‘This Is The Year’

Rejected on April 5, 2012 / 1 note /

Cubs Fans Declare, ‘This Is The Year’
Romney Endorses Romney

Rejected on April 3, 2012 / 1 note /

Romney Endorses Romney
f-ckyeahheadlines:

Greenpeace Girl Can Totally Tell When You’re Faking A Phone Call

You dont have to be a jerk, they are just trying to make the world a better place. Plus you aren’t even holding a phone for godsake.

its #rejectedFriday… headline via @rejectedonion

Rejected on March 30, 2012 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 27 notes /

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Dick Cheney Experiences Life With A Human Heart For First Time

Rejected on March 29, 2012 / 2 notes /

Dick Cheney Experiences Life With A Human Heart For First Time
75% Of Americans Discover The Florida Marlins Are Now The Miami Marlins By Reading This Headline

Rejected on March 26, 2012 / 3 notes /

75% Of Americans Discover The Florida Marlins Are Now The Miami Marlins By Reading This Headline
MySpace And Google+ Try To Crash Twitter’s Birthday Party

Rejected on March 21, 2012 /

MySpace And Google+ Try To Crash Twitter’s Birthday Party
Peyton Manning Signs With Broncos Based On His Love For Teams Named After Horses

Rejected on March 19, 2012 / 4 notes /

Peyton Manning Signs With Broncos Based On His Love For Teams Named After Horses
High School Latin Teacher Ecstatic About 3/15

Rejected on March 15, 2012 / 1 note /

High School Latin Teacher Ecstatic About 3/15
‘Visors Are In This Year’ Exclaims Man Wearing Visor

Rejected on March 13, 2012 / 1 note /

‘Visors Are In This Year’ Exclaims Man Wearing Visor
Republicans Criticize Obama’s NCAA Bracket For Being Socialist

Rejected on March 12, 2012 / 1 note /

Republicans Criticize Obama’s NCAA Bracket For Being Socialist
f-ckyeahheadlines:

Area Douchebag Can’t Wait For Puka Shells To Come Back Into Style

Maybe next year?

its #rejectedfriday headline via @rejectedOnion

Rejected on March 9, 2012 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 30 notes /

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New iPad Features Ability To Send, Receive Emails

Rejected on March 7, 2012 / 3 notes /

New iPad Features Ability To Send, Receive Emails
Successfully Catching Almond In Mouth The Athletic Highlight Of Area Nerd’s Life

Rejected on March 5, 2012 / 3 notes /

Successfully Catching Almond In Mouth The Athletic Highlight Of Area Nerd’s Life
f-ckyeahheadlines:

Snooki’s Pregnancy Definitive Proof Of Mayan Apocalypse

why did we never see this before? its so ominous

its #rejectedfriday yall. headline via @rejectedonion

Rejected on March 2, 2012 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 52 notes /

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