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Tear-Away Pants Never Once Torn Away

Rejected on March 1, 2012 /

Tear-Away Pants Never Once Torn Away
Leap Year Confusing The Shit Out Of Area Fourth Graders

Rejected on February 29, 2012 / 6 notes /

Leap Year Confusing The Shit Out Of Area Fourth Graders
f-ckyeahheadlines:

Chick-Fil-A Accidentally Opens On Sunday

THAT is what would happen? Oh man, I totally get it now.

its #rejectedFriday via @rejectedOnion

Rejected on February 24, 2012 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 72 notes /

Rejected Onion
Subaru Announces Plans To Replace Gas Pedals With Birkenstocks

Rejected on February 22, 2012 / 1 note /

Subaru Announces Plans To Replace Gas Pedals With Birkenstocks
Valentine’s Day Canceled Due To Lack Of Interest

Rejected on February 14, 2012 / 7 notes /

Valentine’s Day Canceled Due To Lack Of Interest
Greece’s Economic Crisis Forces Greeks To Have Small, Skinny Weddings

Rejected on February 14, 2012 / 6 notes /

Greece’s Economic Crisis Forces Greeks To Have Small, Skinny Weddings
Not Enough Dicks On Pinterest Dance Floor

Rejected on February 13, 2012 /

Not Enough Dicks On Pinterest Dance Floor
Mitt Romney Changes Name To R-Money To Increase Street Cred

Rejected on February 8, 2012 / 4 notes /

Mitt Romney Changes Name To R-Money To Increase Street Cred
O, The Oprah Magazine Shakes Things Up By Featuring Cover Photo Of Oprah

Rejected on February 6, 2012 / 2 notes /

O, The Oprah Magazine Shakes Things Up By Featuring Cover Photo Of Oprah
f-ckyeahheadlines:

‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Sermon Completely Abandoned In Megachurch Parking Lot

#rejectedFriday via @rejectedonion

Rejected on February 3, 2012 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 27 notes /

Rejected Onion
Limbo Champion’s Future In Limbo

Rejected on February 2, 2012 / 2 notes /

Limbo Champion’s Future In Limbo
Arby’s ‘Good Mood Food’ Leaves Area Man More Depressed Than Ever

Rejected on January 31, 2012 / 4 notes /

Arby’s ‘Good Mood Food’ Leaves Area Man More Depressed Than Ever
Family That Prays Together Hates Each Other

Rejected on January 25, 2012 /

Family That Prays Together Hates Each Other
f-ckyeahheadlines:

Shady USDA Director Unveils Food Pyramid Scheme

is that a gold tooth? yikes.

its #rejectedfriday once again, courtesy of @rejectedonion

Rejected on January 20, 2012 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 22 notes /

Rejected Onion
Kodak Files For Bankruptcy, Paul Simon’s Kodachrome Taken Away

Rejected on January 19, 2012 / 2 notes /

Kodak Files For Bankruptcy, Paul Simon’s Kodachrome Taken Away

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