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  • Magazine Says Flat Butts Are The Thing

    Rejected on November 23, 2011 / 34 notes /

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    Magazine Says Flat Butts Are The Thing

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      WHY DOES THE MAGAZINE GET TO DECIDE WHAT “THE THING” IS. I DONT GET IT.
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      wow sir mixalot has reached nostradamus status
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      I WISH, I’D SO BE IN
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      I’m tired of this.
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