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  • f-ckyeahheadlines: Movember Ruins Thanksgiving Pictures Across Country Thanksgiving is coming, Movember is in full effect. The clash will be felt across the country.  its #rejectedWedsday …. cause of the holiday…. deal with it.   Via our friend for whom we are thankful, @rejectedOnion

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    Movember Ruins Thanksgiving Pictures Across Country

    Thanksgiving is coming, Movember is in full effect. The clash will be felt across the country. 

    its #rejectedWedsday …. cause of the holiday…. deal with it.  

    Via our friend for whom we are thankful, @rejectedOnion

    Rejected on November 24, 2011 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 20 notes /

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