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  • f-ckyeahheadlines: Shady USDA Director Unveils Food Pyramid Scheme is that a gold tooth? yikes.  its #rejectedfriday once again, courtesy of @rejectedonion

    f-ckyeahheadlines:

    Shady USDA Director Unveils Food Pyramid Scheme

    is that a gold tooth? yikes. 

    its #rejectedfriday once again, courtesy of @rejectedonion

    Rejected on January 20, 2012 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 17 notes /

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