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Family That Prays Together Hates Each Other
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Shady USDA Director Unveils Food Pyramid Scheme
is that a gold tooth? yikes.
its #rejectedfriday once again, courtesy of @rejectedonion
Rejected on January 20, 2012 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 16 notes /
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Kodak Files For Bankruptcy, Paul Simon’s Kodachrome Taken Away
Rejected on January 19, 2012 / 2 notes /
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Lindsay Lohan Blacks Out In Honor Of SOPA Protest
Rejected on January 18, 2012 / 11 notes /
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Google, Facebook And Wikipedia Join Forces To Protest Overrated Sopapilla Dessert
Rejected on January 18, 2012 / 1 note /
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Revenge Served Lukewarm
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Wizard Late To Staff Meeting
Rejected on January 12, 2012 / 3 notes /
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Jay-Z And Beyonce Name Daughter After Night Club
Rejected on January 10, 2012 / 3 notes /
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Method Actor Torn About Pedophilia Role
Rejected on January 5, 2012 / 11 notes /
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Russell Brand Divorces Katy Perry Over What Happened Last Friday Night
Rejected on January 3, 2012 / 9 notes /
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