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Baby Sharts

Rejected on May 15, 2013 / 1 note /

Baby Sharts
Study Finds The Most Humid States Also The Most Racist

Rejected on April 11, 2013 / 1 note /

Study Finds The Most Humid States Also The Most Racist
Unwatered Bamboo Dies Of Plantslaughter

Rejected on April 10, 2013 / 1 note /

Unwatered Bamboo Dies Of Plantslaughter
Men Wearing Long, Black Dresses To Decide The Fate Of Gay Marriage

Rejected on March 26, 2013 / 7 notes /

Men Wearing Long, Black Dresses To Decide The Fate Of Gay Marriage
Vegan Works Hard To Bring Home The Soy Bacon

Rejected on March 25, 2013 / 1 note /

Vegan Works Hard To Bring Home The Soy Bacon
Study Finds That 95% Of Banner Ads Are Clicked On By Accident

Rejected on March 21, 2013 / 3 notes /

Study Finds That 95% Of Banner Ads Are Clicked On By Accident
Tech-Savvy Prostitute Accepts PayPal

Rejected on February 28, 2013 /

Tech-Savvy Prostitute Accepts PayPal
Airline Second Guesses Decision To Play ‘Flight’ After Takeoff

Rejected on February 19, 2013 / 1 note /

Airline Second Guesses Decision To Play ‘Flight’ After Takeoff
Gynecologist’s Office Covered With Georgia O’Keeffe Flower Prints

Rejected on February 12, 2013 / 2 notes /

Gynecologist’s Office Covered With Georgia O’Keeffe Flower Prints
Bachelor Feels Obligated To Give At Least One Rose To Minority

Rejected on January 15, 2013 / 1 note /

Bachelor Feels Obligated To Give At Least One Rose To Minority
MILF Childless

Rejected on January 14, 2013 / 3 notes /

MILF Childless
Music Appreciation Class Unappreciated

Rejected on January 7, 2013 / 2 notes /

Music Appreciation Class Unappreciated
Santa Shot Dead By NRA Member

Rejected on December 24, 2012 / 2 notes /

Santa Shot Dead By NRA Member
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Every Day An Ugly Holiday Sweater Party At Local Nursing Home

Does that hilarious 30 something couple really have to include them in their Facebook photos?

Its Rejected Friday. as always the headline is provided by @rejectedonion

happy holidays y’all

Rejected on December 21, 2012 via F*ck Yeah Headlines / 47 notes /

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Missing 25-Year-Old Female’s Only Recent Photos Are Her Doing The Duck Face

Rejected on December 17, 2012 /

Missing 25-Year-Old Female’s Only Recent Photos Are Her Doing The Duck Face

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